I am a Duck

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via dutchster)

(Source: middle-earth-and-westeros)

(Source: calithepug)

do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

(Source: slaygal)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)

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